You know you have too much coffee if:

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.

You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.

The dishes in your house are all coffee cups.

Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on your house.

You suck on a used coffee filter and grounds whenever the can runs out of coffee.

You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug.

You slip into a coma if you drink decaf by accident.

You’ve given up sex, TV, and all forms of meat for Lent before, but STILL can’t make it 40 days without caffeine.

Your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.

You believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.

You have a website about coffee :)